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Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Funny Computer Wallpaper - A Good Laugh a Day Keeps the Viruses Away
Time to keep yourself in stitches with some funny computer wallpaper. It is amazing how many sites are out there just begging you to check them out. The great part, they are FREE. So nice to get a little back now and then isn't it?
jokewallpaper.com- has tons of funny one liners to keep you smilin' from ear to ear. For the ultimate "computer geek" Yes, that is all of us, so stop trying to ignore the fact. "You Tube, Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo." All in bright fun colors to keep you smiling away. How about an old man sitting in his p.j.s on his computer, underneath it simply says, "Mouse Potato". This site is a must see. All of the images are free.
get-freewallpapers.com- Offers a series of funny drawings and more. This site is very well organized and offers tons of different funny computer wallpaper. From caricatures to movie funnies, you will get a kick out of some of the images you will find on this site.
make4fun.com- not only offers great funny computer wallpaper, but also; cell ringers, computer sounds, audio clips, videos. This is a must see site for tons of laughter. This site also offers a line specifically for Windows Vista.
wallpapers11.com- features a ton of the greats. For example Calvin and Hobbs, the true laughter pair. Yes, we all know that Calvin could be a little, weird at times, but what kid isn't. Don't be ashamed to admit it. We are all weird kids deep down. This site also offers the opportunity to explore other sites that may even have more funny computer wallpaper for you to enjoy. You can also enjoy many other fun and neat wallpapers from the rest of their collections.
This is just a small sampling of sites that are available. In some cases you can change out your wallpaper every hour of the day if you wanted to keep laughin' til the cows come home.
As always, be careful while searching though the different sites. You never know when you might end up with a virus.
You will find some sites that will cost you to use their wallpaper. These sites will charge anywhere from $5.00 a month up to $45.00 a month. I agree that this is a pain, but the artists for these particular sites are using this as a way to sell their "art" in the form of the wallpaper art. A good example of this is a site called mikebonnell.com He does a lot of surreal art, but has some whimsical and funny wallpaper as well. You can get some of his wallpaper for free, but there is only a small selection for this.
Gary Pearson is an accomplished niche website developer and author.
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Decoding Women - Be That Cocky-Funny Guy
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Do you want to know what type of humor really attracts women? It's not exactly what you might expect. I'm not talking about comedian type stand up comedy type of humor here.
I'm talking about the type of humor that creates attraction for you so that she actually wants to be in your presence and enjoys you being there. Do you know what it is?
It's humor, that makes conveys to her that you have a much higher social value than her. It is sometimes known as being "cocky and funny". So what kind of humor does this sound like? An example is this:
Her: Do I look fat in this dress? You: Only if you have eyes!
As you can see, by not taking what she is asking seriously (it's a trivial question anyway) and showing her that you come across as being light and funny, this is very attractive. Another great example is as follows:
Her: Let's go to watch that movie You: Only if you agree to keep your hands to yourself
This once again shows her that you have so much confidence in yourself that she actually wants to take advantage of you, which we know also turns around the traditional social roles that society gives men and women. This is both interesting and humorous and an example of cocky and funny behavior.
Other ways to show her that you're this type of attractive guy is deliberately interpreting what she has to say in a way that brings about sexual innuendo so that it seems as if she's got a dirty mind. This one is GOLD!
Learn more cocky and funny secrets from the man who made this term famous, and find out the 8 personality traits of an attractive man that you are missing leading to your lack of success with women. Do it now! Click here: David DeAngelo Double Your Dating Review. This guy went from being an average frustrated chump to one of the best pickup artists around! Learn to see how he did it!
About the author, Maurice Jackson
Maurice has been studying seduction and pickup for the past few years and has personally reviewed hundreds of courses, ebooks and training manuals. It is highly recommended that you visit his site and sign up to his 6 part seduction mini course, do it now!: http://yourownwingman.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend.php
Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Maurice_Jackson
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Do you want to know what type of humor really attracts women? It's not exactly what you might expect. I'm not talking about comedian type stand up comedy type of humor here.
I'm talking about the type of humor that creates attraction for you so that she actually wants to be in your presence and enjoys you being there. Do you know what it is?
It's humor, that makes conveys to her that you have a much higher social value than her. It is sometimes known as being "cocky and funny". So what kind of humor does this sound like? An example is this:
Her: Do I look fat in this dress? You: Only if you have eyes!
As you can see, by not taking what she is asking seriously (it's a trivial question anyway) and showing her that you come across as being light and funny, this is very attractive. Another great example is as follows:
Her: Let's go to watch that movie You: Only if you agree to keep your hands to yourself
This once again shows her that you have so much confidence in yourself that she actually wants to take advantage of you, which we know also turns around the traditional social roles that society gives men and women. This is both interesting and humorous and an example of cocky and funny behavior.
Other ways to show her that you're this type of attractive guy is deliberately interpreting what she has to say in a way that brings about sexual innuendo so that it seems as if she's got a dirty mind. This one is GOLD!
Learn more cocky and funny secrets from the man who made this term famous, and find out the 8 personality traits of an attractive man that you are missing leading to your lack of success with women. Do it now! Click here: David DeAngelo Double Your Dating Review. This guy went from being an average frustrated chump to one of the best pickup artists around! Learn to see how he did it!
About the author, Maurice Jackson
Maurice has been studying seduction and pickup for the past few years and has personally reviewed hundreds of courses, ebooks and training manuals. It is highly recommended that you visit his site and sign up to his 6 part seduction mini course, do it now!: http://yourownwingman.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend.php
Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Maurice_Jackson
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Thursday, March 12, 2009
The Ceramic Teapot - What a Unique Wedding Favor!
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It is my job to make weddings beautiful. That is what I'm hired to do. So when I come across something that, for certain weddings, adds the perfect finishing touch, I get very excited. This is exactly how I feel about the ceramic teapot wedding favor.
I don't think many like to admit it, but most couples want to impress their guests with their wedding. And it doesn't stop with the wedding favor. In fact, with the guests bringing home the wedding favor, it reminds them of your wedding for many years to come. So be very thoughtful of what you purchase.
One wedding favor which is so unique and perfect for an old fashioned wedding or a 'tea' bridal shower, is the teapot wedding favor. These tea pots are usually ceramic and floral in design and bring a touch of elegance and nostalgia to your guest's tables. Most are glazed and are ceramic and usually are hand painted which makes each one just a bit different than the other. Many have gold leaf detail with a cover that comes off allowing your guests to actually use it as a place to seep tea. Sometimes they come in a set of 4 with different colors of flowers painted on each one. Then it really looks so beautiful.
What I love the most about this item I think, is how it looks on the tables at your wedding or shower. It immediately warms up the room. And no matter what your theme is (unless you are going totally contemporary) it fits in perfectly.
I remember the last wedding I did that I used them, they ended up being the highlight of the day. As I stood in the corner with my headset waiting for the next item on my agenda, I watched the guests as they reacted to that wedding favor. They were all picking them up and turning them over - taking off the lid and looking inside. They looked like a bunch of kids at a tea party. It was precious.
Also, what is usually available is personalized tea bags. You can hang these out of the top of the teapot and it can say something like "Ken and Sarah - the Perfect Blend". That really makes it very personal and very, very unique.
Knowing how everyone is looking for something different, this is definitely a wedding favor to consider. They can be a bit more expensive than your dollar favor, but if you want to make a major statement at your wedding, they might be worth every cent.
Delora O'Brien is an expert in the area of wedding designs and products. She is the resident consultant at Designs to Remember. Designs to Remember is a unique online store that carries designer wedding favors, bridal gifts and accessories. Delora also oversees the extensive line of unique wedding favors, bridesmaid gifts, groomsmen gifts and wedding invitations. Many of the wedding favors and bridal shower favors she has purchased for Designs to Remember, have been featured in well known bridal magazines.
Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Delora_O'Brien
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It is my job to make weddings beautiful. That is what I'm hired to do. So when I come across something that, for certain weddings, adds the perfect finishing touch, I get very excited. This is exactly how I feel about the ceramic teapot wedding favor.
I don't think many like to admit it, but most couples want to impress their guests with their wedding. And it doesn't stop with the wedding favor. In fact, with the guests bringing home the wedding favor, it reminds them of your wedding for many years to come. So be very thoughtful of what you purchase.
One wedding favor which is so unique and perfect for an old fashioned wedding or a 'tea' bridal shower, is the teapot wedding favor. These tea pots are usually ceramic and floral in design and bring a touch of elegance and nostalgia to your guest's tables. Most are glazed and are ceramic and usually are hand painted which makes each one just a bit different than the other. Many have gold leaf detail with a cover that comes off allowing your guests to actually use it as a place to seep tea. Sometimes they come in a set of 4 with different colors of flowers painted on each one. Then it really looks so beautiful.
What I love the most about this item I think, is how it looks on the tables at your wedding or shower. It immediately warms up the room. And no matter what your theme is (unless you are going totally contemporary) it fits in perfectly.
I remember the last wedding I did that I used them, they ended up being the highlight of the day. As I stood in the corner with my headset waiting for the next item on my agenda, I watched the guests as they reacted to that wedding favor. They were all picking them up and turning them over - taking off the lid and looking inside. They looked like a bunch of kids at a tea party. It was precious.
Also, what is usually available is personalized tea bags. You can hang these out of the top of the teapot and it can say something like "Ken and Sarah - the Perfect Blend". That really makes it very personal and very, very unique.
Knowing how everyone is looking for something different, this is definitely a wedding favor to consider. They can be a bit more expensive than your dollar favor, but if you want to make a major statement at your wedding, they might be worth every cent.
Delora O'Brien is an expert in the area of wedding designs and products. She is the resident consultant at Designs to Remember. Designs to Remember is a unique online store that carries designer wedding favors, bridal gifts and accessories. Delora also oversees the extensive line of unique wedding favors, bridesmaid gifts, groomsmen gifts and wedding invitations. Many of the wedding favors and bridal shower favors she has purchased for Designs to Remember, have been featured in well known bridal magazines.
Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Delora_O'Brien
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Taking Funny Pet Pictures(Funny Computer Wallpaper)
Funny Computer WallpaperOne of the great joys of having a pet is the laughter that they bring to us. Whether we are laughing at them or with them they never hold a grudge. It seems they are almost always trying to entertain us. What pet owner doesn't have a picture of their beloved friend in some crazy situation or pose, stuck on their refrigerator door? And what better way to save those precious moments than with a great photo?
I photograph pets professionally, intentionally trying to create humorous images...but often it is the in-between moments that end up with those priceless expressions. Those un-expected antics...that bring an involuntary smile to me and have me showing everyone around the back of my camera saying "Hey! Check this one out...what a crack-up!".
Right now I live with two cats...one of them just can't resist any box. Put a box down and a moment later, out of nowhere...Pitsy is in the box! It doesn't matter what size box either...I have seen her in boxes that she can barely fit in...that she can't even get all of her paws down in...but hey...if it's a box then she's going to claim it!
Our other cat, Plucky, has his favorite place to be...on the lap of any one using a computer (luckily I am writing this at work or it would be much slower going and by the end I would be covered in cat fur)! No computer...he isn't interested...but sit down in front of a computer anywhere in the house...and you instantly have one very large feline purring contentedly between you and that keyboard. Every pet is an endless source of amusement, fun and laughter!
A few tips for good Pet Photography:
1. Get down on their level...it makes your picture feel much more intimate and brings up the level of interest by using a perspective that we are not used to having.
2. Avoid direct sunlight. Direct sunlight is harsh and may "blow out" the details and leave the shadows too dark with no detail. Open shade is good...if indoors try shooting them next to a large window that has indirect light coming in.
3. Make sure your pet's eyes are in focus. If their eyes are sharp in most cases we can forgive a shallow depth of field the results in out of focus extremities.
4. Get close...and pay attention to the rest of the frame. We too often tend to our pet's face in the center of the frame and have a lot of wasted space above him or her. Take a moment to look around the viewfinder and place your pet in an interesting composition...without distractions in the background.
5. Patience! The number one ingredient for great pet photography is patience. A little patience, combined with perseverance is a great combination for success in getting those great shots of your best friend.
Capturing those awesome shots of your pet, and sharing them with your friends...and yes...putting them into that refrigerator gallery...what could be better?
Find those hot stock photos, crazy funny pictures, and beautiful fine art prints: Funny Animal and Pet Pictures Lifestyle, people, animal, and concept stock photos.
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009
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