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It is the funny image used as a background on the computer screen, by and large for the desktop of a graphical user interface






Nature and Fun
As nature and friends gives us a reason to smirk. Anger and antagonism gives us a reason to be cruel.

Similarly, on watching funny wallpapers, it makes us laugh. As proved by research, laughing is as important for a person as air to live happily. There are many moments in our life where we can enjoy and feel the happiness; funny wallpapers help you to keep smiling.


Love for Wallpapers

Some of my friends love wallpapers so much that they change it 2-3 times a day. It might be a foolish thing to share but I've noticed wallpapers effect personality. Particularly, for those people who love to write (like me) and are found near the computer almost all the time.



Funny Wallpaper Quote

"After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two bathrooms... both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in."




Dennis Miller

Changing Wallpaper

Changing wallpapers is as easy as eating a piece of cake. You just need to follow these simple steps.

1. Right click on your main screen.
2. Go to "Properties"
3. Click the "Desktop" tab
4. Click "Browse" button and browse to the place where you have saved your wallpaper.
5. Click Ok and you are done.


Enjoy the funny wallpapers; hope they will make you laugh forever!

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Funny Wedding Toasts (Funny Computer Wallpaper)

Without question a funny wedding toast can be the highlight of a reception. Adding humor, jokes, one-liners and funny quotations can help make speeches more memorable and enjoyable.

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Here is a checklist for preparing funny wedding toasts. These are questions that you should ask yourself before you add humor to your wedding speech:

1. Am I good at telling jokes? This is not the same question as whether or not you are funny because telling jokes is a different skill. For example there are a lot of funny people who can use sarcasm or witty responses in order to make people laugh. However, telling jokes is altogether different.

2. Ask someone whom you trust whether or not you are a good joke teller. If their responses is a quick 'yes' without any hesitation then you can go ahead and add jokes to your funny wedding toast. If there is any hesitation at all I would recommend that you do not attempt to tell jokes at the wedding.

3. Is the joke actually funny? You should test out your material especially on an older member of the audience before the wedding. What often happens is that the humor is not funny for older members of the audience. This means that it is only funny for people of your age group. I remember one speech where the best man made several jokes about the television show 'Full House' from the 1990s. Over 75% of the audience had no idea what he was talking about.

4. Is the humor appropriate for a wedding? Politics, religion and any ethnic jokes should be avoided. Again, if you're in doubt about one of your wedding jokes ask someone who you trust to get some honest feedback.

5. Has the audience heard the joke before? There's nothing wrong with using recycled material. After all, most jokes are nothing new. However, avoid using humor that has recently been on television. For example, you don't want to use a joke from last night's David Letterman show.

6. What is the right moment for a joke? if you plan to deliver a funny wedding toast, I recommend that you stack the humor at the beginning of the speech. You don't want to talk about your love for the bride and then start telling jokes. This will make your previous comments sound insincere.

This checklist will help you write and deliver a funny wedding toast. You will be able to add humor and impress any audience as long as you stay within these guidelines.

Alexander Thornton is a professional speechwriter who has written extensively about writing funny wedding toasts. You can browse our wedding speech templates at http://www.speeches-toasts.com

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Funny Animation (Funny Computer Wallpaper )

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Animation is a very special media form. It allows the complete re-presentation of reality. Funny animation attracts attention of viewers to get into the purpose. Website, presentations, product demos, advertisements, public show must have some funny animation stuff to attract the reader or viewers. This is a very easy now with the help of computer, software and tools. Generating animation graphics and making it animated is also funny work. Animation may not be so powerful but widely used and appreciated. Funny animations are popular in computer games, Cartoon channels, blockbuster movies etc. Funny Animation is used to fill in the gaps when reality simply doesn't look real enough.

Funny Animation is the process of linking a series of slightly different funny cartoon drawings together to simulate a movement. There are normally 24 or less frames per second in moving film and it happens similar in animated GIFs you see on websites.

Techniques used for Funny Animations: There are three different techniques types of cartoon animation: 1. Cel Animation cartoons are made on transparent sheets (celluloid) laid on top of each other to combine characters and backgrounds. 2. Stop Motion Animation is model or cartoons or puppet (or shadow) is shot a frame at a time, with tiny changes in positions. 3. Computer animation where computer is used for creating the shapes and colors of animated action, working from a series of mathematical codes, or can be drawn frame by frame cartoons. Popular Usage of Funny Animation: In User Interface design in software, web applications and websites, many funny animations are popularly used. The buttons, pop up stuff, comment box, help (like MS word help and search dog) are designed with animations that give a pleasure look at the animation. There are numerous funny animations are used in electronic advertisement on Internet and television media. Advertisers can make funny animation advertisement film without a human model. They can redirect the animation character to any extent. There are many cartoon animation films have been made in Hollywood film industry.

Making of Animations Storyboards preparation is the first document work that conveys the list of task to be done sequentially. Making shapes body, faces, hands, legs, dress up and putting color are sequential steps. You can use some common shape, alphabets for making of face, flower, tree, house etc. Based on the distant of objects you have to draw the sizes of the objects or character. In computer you can repeat a partial drawing using mirror images effects. There are many effects, layer works can be designed for animating objects. Flip Book is a sample that can be used while making animation graphics in computer. You can draw frame by frame graphics and change in each frame like flip book sequential images. You will find a good animation of your drawing object.

Think of some funny sounds that match to your animation object movements or character movements. Funny sounds like laughs, claps, chains clanking, footsteps, doors creaking, whistle, wind, rain, thunder and lightening, barking dog etc. can be collected from libraries and incorporate in specific frames. To be a good funny animator, you need to think about how shapes can change and move with humorous way.

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Funny Computer Wallpaper - A Good Laugh a Day Keeps the Viruses Away

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Time to keep yourself in stitches with some funny computer wallpaper. It is amazing how many sites are out there just begging you to check them out. The great part, they are FREE. So nice to get a little back now and then isn't it?

jokewallpaper.com- has tons of funny one liners to keep you smilin' from ear to ear. For the ultimate "computer geek" Yes, that is all of us, so stop trying to ignore the fact. "You Tube, Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo." All in bright fun colors to keep you smiling away. How about an old man sitting in his p.j.s on his computer, underneath it simply says, "Mouse Potato". This site is a must see. All of the images are free.

get-freewallpapers.com- Offers a series of funny drawings and more. This site is very well organized and offers tons of different funny computer wallpaper. From caricatures to movie funnies, you will get a kick out of some of the images you will find on this site.

make4fun.com- not only offers great funny computer wallpaper, but also; cell ringers, computer sounds, audio clips, videos. This is a must see site for tons of laughter. This site also offers a line specifically for Windows Vista.

wallpapers11.com- features a ton of the greats. For example Calvin and Hobbs, the true laughter pair. Yes, we all know that Calvin could be a little, weird at times, but what kid isn't. Don't be ashamed to admit it. We are all weird kids deep down. This site also offers the opportunity to explore other sites that may even have more funny computer wallpaper for you to enjoy. You can also enjoy many other fun and neat wallpapers from the rest of their collections.

This is just a small sampling of sites that are available. In some cases you can change out your wallpaper every hour of the day if you wanted to keep laughin' til the cows come home.

As always, be careful while searching though the different sites. You never know when you might end up with a virus.

You will find some sites that will cost you to use their wallpaper. These sites will charge anywhere from $5.00 a month up to $45.00 a month. I agree that this is a pain, but the artists for these particular sites are using this as a way to sell their "art" in the form of the wallpaper art. A good example of this is a site called mikebonnell.com He does a lot of surreal art, but has some whimsical and funny wallpaper as well. You can get some of his wallpaper for free, but there is only a small selection for this.


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Decoding Women - Be That Cocky-Funny Guy

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Do you want to know what type of humor really attracts women? It's not exactly what you might expect. I'm not talking about comedian type stand up comedy type of humor here.

I'm talking about the type of humor that creates attraction for you so that she actually wants to be in your presence and enjoys you being there. Do you know what it is?

It's humor, that makes conveys to her that you have a much higher social value than her. It is sometimes known as being "cocky and funny". So what kind of humor does this sound like? An example is this:

Her: Do I look fat in this dress? You: Only if you have eyes!

As you can see, by not taking what she is asking seriously (it's a trivial question anyway) and showing her that you come across as being light and funny, this is very attractive. Another great example is as follows:

Her: Let's go to watch that movie You: Only if you agree to keep your hands to yourself

This once again shows her that you have so much confidence in yourself that she actually wants to take advantage of you, which we know also turns around the traditional social roles that society gives men and women. This is both interesting and humorous and an example of cocky and funny behavior.

Other ways to show her that you're this type of attractive guy is deliberately interpreting what she has to say in a way that brings about sexual innuendo so that it seems as if she's got a dirty mind. This one is GOLD!


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The Ceramic Teapot - What a Unique Wedding Favor!

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It is my job to make weddings beautiful. That is what I'm hired to do. So when I come across something that, for certain weddings, adds the perfect finishing touch, I get very excited. This is exactly how I feel about the ceramic teapot wedding favor.

I don't think many like to admit it, but most couples want to impress their guests with their wedding. And it doesn't stop with the wedding favor. In fact, with the guests bringing home the wedding favor, it reminds them of your wedding for many years to come. So be very thoughtful of what you purchase.

One wedding favor which is so unique and perfect for an old fashioned wedding or a 'tea' bridal shower, is the teapot wedding favor. These tea pots are usually ceramic and floral in design and bring a touch of elegance and nostalgia to your guest's tables. Most are glazed and are ceramic and usually are hand painted which makes each one just a bit different than the other. Many have gold leaf detail with a cover that comes off allowing your guests to actually use it as a place to seep tea. Sometimes they come in a set of 4 with different colors of flowers painted on each one. Then it really looks so beautiful.

What I love the most about this item I think, is how it looks on the tables at your wedding or shower. It immediately warms up the room. And no matter what your theme is (unless you are going totally contemporary) it fits in perfectly.

I remember the last wedding I did that I used them, they ended up being the highlight of the day. As I stood in the corner with my headset waiting for the next item on my agenda, I watched the guests as they reacted to that wedding favor. They were all picking them up and turning them over - taking off the lid and looking inside. They looked like a bunch of kids at a tea party. It was precious.

Also, what is usually available is personalized tea bags. You can hang these out of the top of the teapot and it can say something like "Ken and Sarah - the Perfect Blend". That really makes it very personal and very, very unique.

Knowing how everyone is looking for something different, this is definitely a wedding favor to consider. They can be a bit more expensive than your dollar favor, but if you want to make a major statement at your wedding, they might be worth every cent.

Delora O'Brien is an expert in the area of wedding designs and products. She is the resident consultant at Designs to Remember. Designs to Remember is a unique online store that carries designer wedding favors, bridal gifts and accessories. Delora also oversees the extensive line of unique wedding favors, bridesmaid gifts, groomsmen gifts and wedding invitations. Many of the wedding favors and bridal shower favors she has purchased for Designs to Remember, have been featured in well known bridal magazines.
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Taking Funny Pet Pictures(Funny Computer Wallpaper)

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One of the great joys of having a pet is the laughter that they bring to us. Whether we are laughing at them or with them they never hold a grudge. It seems they are almost always trying to entertain us. What pet owner doesn't have a picture of their beloved friend in some crazy situation or pose, stuck on their refrigerator door? And what better way to save those precious moments than with a great photo?

I photograph pets professionally, intentionally trying to create humorous images...but often it is the in-between moments that end up with those priceless expressions. Those un-expected antics...that bring an involuntary smile to me and have me showing everyone around the back of my camera saying "Hey! Check this one out...what a crack-up!".

Right now I live with two cats...one of them just can't resist any box. Put a box down and a moment later, out of nowhere...Pitsy is in the box! It doesn't matter what size box either...I have seen her in boxes that she can barely fit in...that she can't even get all of her paws down in...but hey...if it's a box then she's going to claim it!

Our other cat, Plucky, has his favorite place to be...on the lap of any one using a computer (luckily I am writing this at work or it would be much slower going and by the end I would be covered in cat fur)! No computer...he isn't interested...but sit down in front of a computer anywhere in the house...and you instantly have one very large feline purring contentedly between you and that keyboard. Every pet is an endless source of amusement, fun and laughter!

A few tips for good Pet Photography:

1. Get down on their level...it makes your picture feel much more intimate and brings up the level of interest by using a perspective that we are not used to having.

2. Avoid direct sunlight. Direct sunlight is harsh and may "blow out" the details and leave the shadows too dark with no detail. Open shade is good...if indoors try shooting them next to a large window that has indirect light coming in.

3. Make sure your pet's eyes are in focus. If their eyes are sharp in most cases we can forgive a shallow depth of field the results in out of focus extremities.

4. Get close...and pay attention to the rest of the frame. We too often tend to our pet's face in the center of the frame and have a lot of wasted space above him or her. Take a moment to look around the viewfinder and place your pet in an interesting composition...without distractions in the background.

5. Patience! The number one ingredient for great pet photography is patience. A little patience, combined with perseverance is a great combination for success in getting those great shots of your best friend.

Capturing those awesome shots of your pet, and sharing them with your friends...and yes...putting them into that refrigerator gallery...what could be better?

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